I’m back from my holiday. So basically I left town to just get really sick. I rarely ever do get sick but when I do I make that shit count. What I mean by that is that I end up in the hospital. I celebrated post-thanksgiving riding in the back of an ambulance, non-responsive after throwing up from both ends for hours straight. Spent the night at the hospital trying to get my blood pressure and magnisim levels up, fluids back in my system, and regain consciousness.

Apparently the Carolinas have this horrific stomach virus going around and here I thought I was immune to it all. I’m doing better now although I kind of resemble Kelly Kapoor after her cleanse diet:

at the rate everything I drink/eat passes through me those size 2 bikinis she bought online are sooOoo gonna look amaaaazing.

Anyway, other than that my Thanksgiving was great! How about yours?